Crime Can Pay.

Only one Prime Time TV show has ever inspired me, and that show is Prison Break. I had the chance of a lifetime last night to prove myself and I blew it. At 11:42 pm I was arrested and taken to the Missoula City Jail. It came as a surprise. I say surprise because Ive never had a day where I put some time aside to spend in jail. I found myself in a cell with a bench and an aluminum toilet/sink. As the door locked behind me I was already planning my escape. I quickly examined the toilet to see what kind of bolts held it to the wall. In Prison Break the protaganist unscrews the bolts when the guards aren't looking. As soon as I saw there were none, I gave up. That was my only plan.

Eyes.

I just saw I commercial where a man walks into his house and finds a burglar shuffling around, being an idiot, and knocking things over. When they saw each other, Mr. Thief demanded some money. The guy gave it to him and that was that. I thought, what if the thief asked you for something like your eyes, or your feet. What excuses could I have used to talk my way out of that one? I've got to be prepared for stuff like this. It's the 21st century.