Eyes.

I just saw I commercial where a man walks into his house and finds a burglar shuffling around, being an idiot, and knocking things over. When they saw each other, Mr. Thief demanded some money. The guy gave it to him and that was that. I thought, what if the thief asked you for something like your eyes, or your feet. What excuses could I have used to talk my way out of that one? I've got to be prepared for stuff like this. It's the 21st century.